Unit 7. The jokes on sciences. Quiz

1.

The jokes
on
sciences

2.

Old chemistry
teachers never die,
they just fail
to react.

3.

What did the
biologist wear on
his first date?
Designer jeans.

4.

What did the
volcano say to his
wife?
I lava you
so much!

5.

If an experiment
works,
something has
definitely gone
wrong.

6.

Mushrooms look like
umbrellas
because they
grow in damp
places.

7.

Why is electricity
so dangerous?
Because it doesn’t
know how to
conduct itself
properly.

8.

How many
astronomers does it
take to change a
light bulb?
None, astronomers
aren’t scared of
the dark.

9.

Why did the weather
forecaster move to
another country?
Because the
weather didn’t
agree with him.

10.

Never lend a
geologist money.
They think a short
term loan is
a million years.

11.

How many
programmers does
it take to change a
light bulb?
None. It’s a
hardware problem.