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Christmas joke. Advent calendar
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What hides in a bakery at Christmas?A mince spy!
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What do snowmen eat for lunch?Iceberg-ers!
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Why was the snowman lookingthrough the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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Who delivers presents tobaby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws
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What is green, covered in tinseland goes ribbit ribbit?
Mistle-toad!
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Why are Christmas treesso bad at sewing?
Because they always
drop their needles!
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What do snowmen do at the weekend?Chill out!
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What do angry mice send at Christmas?Cross Mouse Cards!
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?Snowflakes!
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What do elves learn at school?The elf-abet!
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Which reindeer has bad manners?RUDE-olph!
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What athlete is the warmest in winter?A long jumper!
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What do you call a snowmanin summer?
A puddle!
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What does a snowmantravel around on?
An icicle!
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Who delivers presentsto cats at Christmas?
Santa Paws!
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?Jungle Bells!
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What do mummies loveabout Christmas?
All the wrapping!
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What falls but never hurts itself?Snow!
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What do snowmen wear on their heads?Ice caps!
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What do you get if you eatChristmas decorations?
Tinsilitis!
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What do you get if you cross a bellwith a skunk?
Jingle smells!
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What do you get if you crossa snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
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What do you get if you crossSanta with a duck?
A Christmas quacker!
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Why couldn’t the skeleton goto the Christmas party?
He had ‘nobody’ to go with!
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What do you call a train full ofChristmas toffee?
A chew chew train!