Inventions. Text provided by ukurcheev bogdan

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INVENTIONS
Text provided by Ukurcheev Bogdan
Designed by Ivan Lysikov

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LET'S START WITH WHAT IS POSSIBLE TO DO
BUT IT IS NOT NECESSARY
1. Beer opener combined with the phone
2. Suicide booth
3. Brush combined with vape

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1. BEER OPENER COMBINED WITH THE
PHONE
No one has yet figured out how to conquer the Russian phone market in one
function. You just need to add a beer opener.
How?
Just weld a piece of fittings to the phone and that's it. Done!
Benefit
No benefit, the target audience will still exchange
the phone for a bottle of vodka, and the beer will open
on the fence
When?
Yeah right now

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2. SUICIDE BOOTH
Everyone can kill himself, but this is the last
century, you need to automate this process.
Benefit
No benefit, no one needs you
When?
In the next 10 years

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3. BRUSH - VAPE
It is easy to make, all you need to do is modify
the electric brush a little.
Benefit
No benefit, people are vaping literally every
step of the way, so why not start doing it in the
bathroom
When?
The coming years

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WHAT HUMANITY CAN CREATE AND IT IS
NECESSARY
1. Limb regeneration
2. Dogs that can speak
3. Shocker hitting you when
you start shooting tick-tock

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1. LIMB REGENERATION
Regeneration is cool
Benefit
Help to victims of disasters, war veterans.
You can also cosplay Deadpool.
When?
After 50 years
are you sure that
it will grow up
again?
every time !

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2. DOGS THAT CAN SPEAK
In the future, genetic engineers will be able to give
dogs the ability to speak. And not only for dogs.
Benefit
Lonely dog lovers will finally be able to conduct
a dialogue with their pet, and not
a monologue.
When?
In 20 years or more

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3. SHOCKER HITTING YOU WHEN
YOU START SHOOTING TICK-TOCK
Miracle is an invention that will help many people get rid of
addiction
Benefit
Getting rid of any bad habits and electrophoresis
When?
When Elon Musk finishes his head-mounted chip.
The next 5-10 years
Pasmatri gavna

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AND FINALLY, WHAT IS UNFORTUNATELY
IMPOSSIBLE TO CREATE, BUT IT IS NECESSARY
1. Reincarnation
2. Space bus
3. Perpetual motion machine

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1. REINCARNATION
Almost immortality, only more interesting
Benefit
You can spend eternity on what you like
When?
Never, you will always be driven into
the time frame.

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2. SPACE BUS
Russian space bus the thing is cool,
Now you can fight old women for a place
еven in space
Benefit
Cheap and fast travel to another planet.
When?
Never. The Russian space program
ended during the Soviet era.

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3. PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE
Provide the whole world with
endless energy and get a place
in history
Benefit
A lot of energy.
When?
Never.

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