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Christmas jokes
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CHRISTMASJOKES
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What kind ofmotorbike does
Santa Ride?
A Holly Davidson!
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What do you get ifyou cross Santa with
a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
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What is the bestChristmas present in
the world?
A broken drum, you just
can't beat it!
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Who delivers presentsto baby sharks at
Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
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Who is Santa'sfavourite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
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What do Santa'slittle helpers learn
at school?
The elf-abet!
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What do reindeerhang on their
Christmas trees?
Horn-aments!
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What did Adam say tohis wife on the day
before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
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What do monkeyssing at Chrismtas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells!
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Which Christmascarol do parents like
best?
Silent Night!
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What do you get if youcross an apple with a
Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
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What did a snowmansay to the other
snowman?
Do you smell carrot?
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What do you call aperson who is afraid of
Santa Claus?
A claustrophobic!
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Who hides in thebakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
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What do you call anold snowman?
Water!
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What do you callSanta Claus when he
doesn’t move?
Santa Pause!