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Funny mistakes of famous people

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FUNNY MISTAKES
OF FAMOUS PEOPLE
By Artem Morozov

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"If you take out the killings, Washington
actually has a very low crime rate."
Mayor of Washington
Mayor of Washington, D.C. said that if you took out the
killings, Washington actually had a very low crime rate.

3.

Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come
from overseas
Australian
cabinet
minister
Australian cabinet minister said that traditionally, most of
Australia's imports came from overseas.

4.

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in
boxing - but none of them serious."
Alan Minter
Alan Minter (Boxer) said that there had been injuries and
deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

5.

”Make it six, I can't eat eight.”
Dan Osinski
When a waitress asked whether Dan Osinski wanted his pizza
cut into six or eight slices he said to make it six, because he
couldn’t eat eight.

6.

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found
nothing."
Dizzy Dean
Dizzy Dean said that the doctors had X-rayed his head and
found nothing.

7.

"For most people, death comes at the end of
their lives."
GLR broadcaster
GLR broadcaster said that for most people, death came at the
end of their lives.

8.

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father."
Greg Norman
Greg Norman said that he owed a lot to his parents, especially
his mother and father.

9.

"I have gone to lots of overseas places, like
Canada."
Britney Spears
Britney Spears said that she had gone to lots of overseas
places, like Canada.

10.

"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like
to."
Linda Evangelista
Linda Evangelista said that she didn't diet. She just didn't eat
as much as she'd like to.

11.

"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."
Madonna
Madonna said that everyone was entitled to her opinion.
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