Dialect, all aspects of language – syntax, lexicon, morphology, phonology
All but the very smallest language communities show
dialect variation. Dialect differences involve all aspects of
language – syntax, lexicon, morphology, phonology, etc.
I don’t have any socks. vs. I don’t have no socks. vs.
I don’t got no socks.
I am walking. vs. I be walking.
waiting for Mike vs. waiting on Mike
waiting in line vs. waiting on line (NYC)
I knew he was guilty. vs. I knowed he was guilty.
Listen especially for “north” of “north wind,”
“warmly,” “other” in “stronger than the other.” Any
guesses about what region this speaker might be
Note “north,” “longer,” “stronger,” “first,”
“warmly”, “at last.” Variety of English?
What region of the U.S. do you suppose this person is
Where’s this guy from?
• inSURance vs. INsurance
• greasy vs. “greazy”
• Washington vs. Warshington
• poLICE vs. POlice
4. Prosodic differences (melody and rhythm)
• Drawn-out syllables of “southern drawl”
• Distinctive rising pitch of one (rapidly
disappearing) variety of New England
with dialect variation: Up-talking
Standard, preferred, or “prestige” dialects
emerge from dialect variation.
British English: London dialect, not cockney,
Scottish, Irish, Manchester, etc.
American English: West/Western Midwest, not
Southern, South Boston, Brooklyn, BEV, inner
city Chicago, etc.
Spanish: Barcelona/Madrid, not Mexico, El
Salvador, Guatemala, etc.
What is it about the standard dialects that
causes them to be preferred over the nonstandard forms?
Are they preferred for linguistic reasons; i.e., are
they more grammatical?
“Why should we consider some, usually poorly
educated, subculture’s notion of the relationship
between sound and meaning? … As for ‘I be,’ ‘you be,’
‘he be,’ etc., … these may indeed be comprehensible,
but they go against all accepted classical and modern
grammars and are the product not of a language with
roots in history but of ignorance of how language
“The English language is being treated nowadays exactly as slave
traders once handled the merchandise in their slave ships, or as the
inmates of concentration camps were dealt with by their Nazi jailers.”
linguistic grounds: “I am” has its roots in accepted classical
grammar; “I be” has its roots in ignorance.
Another view – linguist Dwight Bollinger:
“In language there are no licensed practitioners, but the woods
are full of midwives, herbalists, colonic irrigationists, bonesetters,
and general-purpose witch doctors, some abysmally ignorant …
whom we shall call shamans [read: John Simon and his fellow
language mavens] ... We are living in an African village and
Albert Schweitzer has not arrived yet.”
“Most of the prescriptive rules of the language mavens
[i.e., shamans] make no sense on any level. They are bits of
folklore that originated for screwball reasons several
hundred years ago and have perpetuated themselves ever
since … The rules conform neither to logic nor to tradition
… Indeed, most of the ‘ignorant errors’ these rules are
supposed to correct display an elegant logic and an acute
sensitivity to the grammatical texture of the language, to
which the language mavens are oblivious.”
language mavens or the linguists?
Short answer: the linguists. No doubt about it.
Arguments in a minute, but if we accept (for the moment)
that there are no linguistic grounds for preferring the
standard, how do standard dialects become preferred?
Answer is very simple: standard dialects are those that we
associated with geographic centers of wealth and political
British English: Why London and not Manchester or
Spanish: Why Barcelona and not Guatemala or Puerto Rico?
American English: Why this broad swath from the upper
Midwest to the west coast and not Brooklyn, rural
Mississippi, south Boston, south-side Chicago (Sipowitz), East
St. Louis, urban Detroit, rural Appalachia, rural Arkansas?
preferred dialect – “cultivated” or “aristocratic” southern
speech patterns are quite well accepted (Trent Lott
[Mississippi], Robert Byrd [WVa], Sam Nunn [Georgia], etc.).
So are some “educated” NYC dialects: Mario Cuomo, Rudy
Guliani. Compare these 2 southern dialects:
Neither speech pattern conforms to “General American,” and
both are distinctively “southern,” but which of these would you
suppose is more accepted? Why?
So, what are the common threads among the dialect “haves” vs.
the “have nots”? Simple: Money, political power.
Are there any counter-examples; e.g., a language in which the
standard dialect was associated not with Madrid but with
Honduras or El Salvador?
preferring the standard dialect?
I don’t have no twinkies.
This one has to be messed up, doesn’t it? Two
negatives make a positive! It’s just not logical. It does
violence to the language – just like the Nazis. Guess
what? Many languages do this. French:
Je ne sais pas.(“I do not know.”; literally, “I not know not.”)
Yikes – ne negates, pas negates. It’s a dreaded double
Spanish has a very similar construction. Many
languages do. Why shouldn’t English? Answer: It
does, but not in standard English.
I don’t have any Twinkies.
The any here turns out to function strictly as a grammatical
place holder. How do we know? Can’t be used alone:
*I have any twinkies. ???
The any here serves a place holder function in the same way
as the it of “It is raining.” The “no” of “I don’t have no
twinkies” fulfills this grammatical function just as well as
Last point: In the world of grammar, two negatives do not
make a positive. Do these sentences mean the same thing?
He is attractive. [This is good news right?]
He is not unattractive. [A polite way to say, “He’s a gargoyle.”]
… to boldly go where no man has gone before …
boldy has intruded in the middle of to go. Here’s the
… to go boldly where no man has gone before …
Yech. Any idea where this “rule” came from?
dare (to give), docere (to teach), contare (to sing)
Reasoning (?): (1) Latin doesn’t split infinitives, (2)
Latin is way cool, (3) English speakers (if they want to
be way cool) shouldn’t split infinitives.
old. It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. None.
The pinhead who came up with it managed to
convince people to apply a feature of Latin to English.
How was he able to pull this off? Easy – he declared
himself to be a language expert, and readers of his
usage manual thought, ok, he’s the expert. I’m going
to follow this rule, then people will know that I’m way
no longer say the entirely reasonable:
Cecil wants to slowly cut back on his cigar habit.
It has to be the awkward-sounding:
Cecil wants to cut back slowly on his cigar habit.
And how would you fix a sentence like this?
The drop-out rate is expected to more than double in the
next ten years. [Two ‘intruders’ in middle of the infinitive here]
Q: Where do you stick the more than without splitting the
A: It doesn’t need fixing in the 1st place.
(1) The self-appointed “language gurus” who have
blessed us with most usage rules almost always
have a primitive and simplistic understanding of
English grammar that is quite frequently dead
wrong. In what other areas can this kind of thing
happen? Can you walk into an operating room,
declare yourself to be an expert in surgery, then
proceed to demonstrate how a spleen should be
removed? I don’t think so, but in the world of
language use this happens all the time.
(2) When you set out to solve a problem that doesn’t
exist (in this case, the dreaded split infinitive) you
are not going to get a good result.
Because I said so.
uncooth: That is something I’ve been thinking about.
cooth: That is something about which I’ve been thinking.
There is simply no natural rule of English that forbids
ending a sentence with a preposition. How preposterous
is this artificial rule?
This is the kind of English up with which I will not put.
-unknown, often attributed to Churchill
Tennis is the game I’ve been playing around with.
There are two prepositions at the end. How to fix it?
*Tennis is the game around with which I’ve been playing.
Sound OK? I don’t think so. It could be completely
reworded from scratch – but why? There’s nothing wrong
do a bogus usage rule involving the word
hopefully, is the single best example that I
If you understand this example you’ll
understand what the whole usage-rule
mess is all about.
There isn’t anything difficult about it.
“’Hopefully’ may be one of the most abused
words in the English language. Take for
example the sentence:
Hopefully, the package will arrive.
In this case, ‘hopefully’ is a dangling modifier,
because the package is not hopeful. ‘Hopefully’
describes nothing at all in this sentence.” [All of
the above is a direct quote from a website on English usage.]
This analysis is ENTIRELY wrong. (details soon)
Hopefully, our team will win.
What’s wrong? The usage expert’s argument:
hopefully is an adverb, like carefully, as in “Bob read
the book carefully.” The “Bob” sentence is ok because
there is an agent (Bob) who is doing something
(reading) in a careful manner.
In Hopefully, our team will win,” the argument goes,
there is no agent doing something in a hopeful
manner. Therefore, hopefully is being abused. It is a
dangling modifier. This does violence to the language,
much in the manner of Nazis and slave traders.
problem is that it’s completely wrong.
The stupies who came up with this rule were
blissfully unaware that there are two different
kinds of adverbs in English:
verb-phrase adverbs: ‘Ordinary’ adverbs that
behave exactly like carefully in “Bob read the
book carefully”. (This is the only kind you learn about in grade
school, which is as far as the ‘experts’ got.)
sentence adverbs: These apply globally to a
sentence as a whole, not locally to an individual
verb (or verb phrase or adjective).
sentence adverb, not a verb-phrase adverb. These are
exceedingly common in English:
Curiously, he never showed up.
(‘curiously’ modifies the following sentence)
What is it that’s curious? The fact that “he never
showed up” – a sentence. This explains why they are
called sentence adverbs.
(‘typically’ modifies the following sentence)
What is it that’s typical? The fact that “we treat first
offenses lighly” – a sentence. The adverb applies to the
sentence as a unit.
(There is a 2nd adverb – lightly. What kind is this, and
why?) [The word lightly modifies treat. It is telling the listener the manner in
which treatment occurs. Therefore it is one of the “ordinary” adverbs – i.e., the verbphrase type.]
(‘amazingly’ modifies the following sentence)
Q: What is being modified by the adverb
A: Not an individual word or phrase, but the sentence
“John Simon is a hairball”; the speaker is telling
you that sentence is being uttered in a confidential
understand how adverbs work. Sadly, this is often
the case that they do not.
Q: What is being modified by the adverb ideally?
A: Not an individual word or phrase, but the sentence
“language experts should actually understand how
Q: What is being modified by the adverb sadly?
A: Not an individual …, but the sentence “it is often the
case that they do not”.
Are they different in any way from hopefully?
Does the jughead who came up with this “rule”
know what he/she is talking about? [No]
Why was hopefully picked on and not candidly,
basically, incidentally, predictably, oddly,
supposedly …? [No one knows]
The distinction is based entirely on what the adverb is
modifying – either a verb/verb phrase (that’s a verbphrase adverb) or a sentence (that’s a sentence adverb).
You don’t necessarily create a sentence adverb by moving
the word to the beginning of the sentence.
Hurriedly, Sidney put his pants on. He wasn’t sure
when Vera’s husband would be home.
What does hurriedly modify? It tells the listener the
manner in which Sidney put his pants on. The adverb is
at the front, but that doesn’t make it a sentence adverb.
that we should not say things like, “Hopefully it
won’t rain,” – along with a very large collection
of other nonsensical usage rules like it?
A: They were given to us by all kinds of people over
the years who believed themselves to be language
experts. They based their judgments mainly on
bits and pieces of stuff they learned mostly in
grade school and middle school and only partly
understood. They wrote usage books and
newspaper columns on language. Once an idea
like the ‘hopefully’ thing catches on – no matter
how stupid it is – we are stuck with it indefinitely.
There isn’t a single grammar issue that
teenagers get pestered about more than this one.
Are any of the sentences below wrong (based on
what usage experts say)?If so, which one(s)?
Frances drove Mikey and me to the bank.
He gave the pizza to Willard and me.
This is just between you and me.
Will you loan Amy and I your hockey stick?
He gave the pizza to Willard and me. -- ok
This is just between you and me. -- ok
*Will you loan Amy and I your hockey stick? – not ok
Why do the ‘wrong’ ones sound right and the
‘right’ ones sound wrong?
1. Amazingly enough, the usage rule about
Frank and me went to the game – even this
one – is bogus (for an explanation, see Pinker’s Grammar Puss
on my 2040 web page).
2. Bogus or not, almost nobody actually learns
the rule. What most speakers learn is, say
‘X and I’; don’t say ‘X and me’.
what’s going on. What is the rule about ‘I’ and
• ‘I’ is the nominative case; nominative =
subject, so it is “I went fishing.” not “Me went
• ‘Me’ is the objective case; object = object, so it
is “Give the bobber to me.” not “Give the
bobber to I.”
Pretty simple rule, eh? Kids figure this one out
while they’re still in short pants.
going to South Haven”, how is it that much
older kids – and many adults – get sucked into
“Me and Cosmo are going to South Haven”?
It’s because, once again, the rule itself is bogus.
The explanation is not a short one. If you’re
interested, read Pinker’s Grammar Puss,
available on my web page. Even if you’re not
interested in the explanation, I recommend
Grammar Puss. It’s a short paper, a good read,
He be workin’. (non-standard)
He is working.
Imagine that we handed these sentences to the world’s
brainiest linguist – knows everything about every
language, but knows nothing about preferred dialects
and non-standard dialects.
We ask the linguistic one question: Which of the forms
above is standard and which non-standard?
Answer: She will not be able to tell. Judgments about
standard & non-standard dialects are entirely social, not
stripped-down, or simplified versions of the standard dialect?
No. There are grammatical features in the standard dialect that
can go unmarked in the non-standard dialect.
Just as often the reverse is true. BEV:
Not the same as “He is working.” Specifically means he’s
working right now.
He be workin’. Not the same as “He is working.” Refers specifically to a
habitual or frequent activity, as in: “"He be workin'
Tuesdays all month."
A form of aspect is being marked here that is ignored in SAE.
Does that make SAE impoverished? No, there are other ways to
do it, using words like right now or usually.
One more simple example: SAE “you” for both plural and
singular vs. the non-standard “y’all’ (south) or ‘youse’ (NY,
The criteria for preferring standard dialects
over non-standard dialects are political, social,
They are not cognitive or linguistic.
Should people in the education business start
advising students to speak and write any way
they please, ignoring the standard dialect since
it is no better than any other dialect based on
close to standard English (or a “cultured” form of
Southern or NYC speech) is a valuable skill. Imagine
you’re interviewing for a job.
Q: How did you find out about this position?
A: Well, I ain’t got no job, so I was looking at the want
ads and that’s where I seen it.
Even if you’re applying for a job running a cash
register or waiting on tables, you’re probably
cooked right there. Humans make judgments about
people based on their speech patterns. That’s here to
difficult problem. Unlike the U.S., multilingualism is
extremely common throughout the world. (Swiss kids: no
difficulty learning German, French & English; children in Chad:
no trouble learning Arabic and French; The Netherlands: in the
larger cities almost everyone speaks (at least) Dutch and English.)
What’s the point? There’s no reason that kids should
have any trouble learning standard English in
addition to their native dialect.
But: There is also no reason for teachers to get it in
their heads (or convey to their students) that the nonstandard dialects spoken by many kids represent bad
English. It isn’t bad English.
Attitude changes about “proper” and “improper dialects” do
not come easily, but they do sometimes happen. Check out this
commentary on Cockney.
Changing attitudes towards Cockney English. The Cockney accent has long been looked down
upon and thought of as inferior by many. In 1909 these attitudes even received an official
recognition thanks to the report of The Conference on the Teaching of English in London
Elementary Schools issued by the London County Council, where it is stated that "[…] the
Cockney mode of speech, with its unpleasant twang, is a modern corruption without legitimate
credentials, and is unworthy of being the speech of any person in the capital city of the Empire".
On the other hand, however, there started rising at the same time cries in defence of Cockney as,
for example the following one: "The London dialect is really, especially on the South side of the
Thames, a perfectly legitimate and responsible child of the old kentish tongue […] the dialect of
London North of the Thames has been shown to be one of the many varieties of the Midland or
Mercian dialect, flavoured by the East Anglian variety of the same speech […]". Since then, the
Cockney accent has been more accepted as an alternative form of the English Language rather
than an "inferior" one; in the 1950s the only accent to be heard on the BBC (except in
entertainment programmes such as Sooty) was RP, whereas nowadays many different accents,
including Cockney or ones heavily influenced by it, can be heard on the BBC. In a survey of
2000 people conducted by Coolbrands in autumn 2008, Cockney was voted equal fourth coolest
accent in Britain with 7% of the votes, while The Queen's English was considered the coolest,
with 20% of the votes. Brummie was voted least popular, receiving just 2%. [Source: