A week

1.

Monday
On Monday, I usually
like to start with the
phrase " Here's a new
week, it's time to do
what you want." I do
everything I planned
for the past week:
exercises,
projects,
lessons, etc.

2.

Tuesday
On Tuesday, the energy starts to
run out, so I'm already halfheartedly making all my plans.
But first you need to go to the
University to get a small dose of
knowledge, otherwise you will be
expelled. After that, I ride a bike,
if of course it turns out to take
away from a friend. After that, I
try to be late for work. Then my
friends steal me from work to
help them steal a bride for a
mutual friend.

3.

Wednesday
On Wednesday, I understand that
it is better to leave all undone
plans for the next week. Of
course, you have to unlearn
again. Then I remember that I
have an overdue summons to the
military enlistment office. I try to
forget about it, because I don't
want to go there.

4.

Thursday
On Thursday, it turns
out that I have to go
to a friend's wedding,
he is marrying the
bride that we stole
with
friends
on
Tuesday.

5.

Friday
On Friday, I take the
whole
honest
company home and
try to make up for
lost time in the
previous days.

6.

Saturday and sunday
On Saturday, I sleep
off and try to solve all
the problems for the
week, but I'm again
taken to a joint trip to
the bath.
I sleep off on Sunday.