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How to recognize famous painters according to the internet

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How To Recognize Famous
Painters According To The
Internet
http://www.boredpanda.com/how-to-recognize-painters-by-theirwork/

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If everyone in the paintings has
enormous asses, then it’s ...
Rubens

3.

If all the men look like cow-eyed
curly-haired women, it’s ...
Caravaggio

4.

If everybody has some sort of
body malfunction, then it’s ...
Picasso

5.

If it’s something you saw on your
acid trip last night, it’s ...
Dali

6.

If the images have a dark
background and everyone has
tortured expressions on their
faces, it’s ...
Titian

7.

If the paintings have tons of little
people in them but otherwise
seem normal, it’s ...
Bruegel

8.

If everyone – including the
women – looks like Putin, then
it’s ...
van Eyck

9.

If the paintings have lots of little
people in them but also have a
ton of crazy bullshit, it’s ...
Bosc
h

10.

If everyone looks like hobos
illuminated only by a dim
streetlamp, it’s ...
Rembrandt

11.

If the painting could easily have a
few chubby Cupids or sheep added
(or already has them), it’s ...
Bouche
r

12.

If everyone is beautiful, naked,
and stacked, it’s ...
Michelangel

13.

If you see a ballerina, it’s ...
Dega
s

14.

If everything is highly-contrasted
and sharp, sort of bluish, and
everyone has gaunt bearded
faces, it’s ...
El Greco

15.

If every painting is the face of a
uni-browed woman, it’s ...
Frida

16.

Dappled light but no figures, it’s
...
Monet

17.

Dappled light and happy partytime people, it’s ...
Renoi

18.

Dappled light and unhappy partytime people, then it’s ...
Mane

19.

Lord of the Rings landscapes with
weird blue mist and the same wavyhaired aristocratic-nose Madonna,
it’s ...
Da
Vinci

20.

Excel sheet with colored squares,
it’s ...
Mondrian
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