I’m sitting on a chair

1.

2.

3. I’m sitting on a chair
4.I’m not eating
5. It isn’t raining
6. I’m learning English
7. I’m not listening to music
8. It isn’t the sunning
9. I’m not wearing shoes
10. I’m not reading a newspaper

3.

• I'm seeing on this picture two people. In left
side is sitting young lad. He is crying. In right
side of picture I’m seeing a man. He's lounging
on a bench and smiling. By the way, I’m think
he's gay, because my penis is stood up looking
at him. In front of him is sitting a dog and
sticking out your tongue. Probably that dog
same gay, but for another reason.
• There are birds in the background and in front
of they. Birds in front of they is pecking at
probably dust.
• Also birds in the background is fluting. There is
a house in the background and anybody is
walking on a street. Also I'm seeing a tree and a
bin. Thank you for a attention.

4.

I'm seeing on this picture two people.
• I see two people in the picture
• На картинке я вижу трех собак
• I see three dogs in the picture
• Я вижу 76 лавочек на картинке/фотке
• I see seventy-six benches in the picture

5.

I`m seeing
1. Я встречаюсь (отношения)
This daft (silly) cow is seeing that prick
Эта тупая корова встречается с этим хером
Are you seeing anyone / anybody?
Ты встречаешься с кем-либо?
I`m not seeing anyone / anybody
Я ни с кем не встречаюсь
Он встречается со сногсшибательной девушкой
He`s seeing a stunning woman
2. У меня встреча назначена
I`m seeing a doctor at 2
В 2 я иду к врачу («вижусь» с врачом)
He`s seeing a therapist at 7
В 7 у него встреча с терапевтом / он идет к терапевту в 7

6.

Give it a shot
• Я вижу двух мужчин
• I see two men
• Она встречается с двумя мужчинами
• She`s seeing two men
• Он идет к врачу в 3
• He`s seeing a doctor at 3
• У меня на 5 встреча с боссом
• I`m seeing the boss at 5

7.

• Are you currently seeing anyone?
• How often do you see the dentist?
I see the dentist … / I never see … / Last time I saw the dentist was …
• What do you see in front of you?

8.

You can also say:
• There is a dog in the picture / there are three dogs in the pic
(есть что-то где-то)
• На картинке мусорное ведро
• There is a bin in the pic
• На улице мальчик
• There is a boy in the street
• В холодильнике пиво
• There is some beer in the fridge
• В комнате нет воздуха
• There isn`t any air in the room / there is no air in the room

9.

Give it a shot
• На кровати кошка
• There`s a cat on the bed
• Тут шесть рук на фотографии
• There are six arms / hands in the picture
• На столе сок
• There`s some juice on the table
• Под деревом нет людей
• There aren`t any people under the tree / there are no people …
• В телеграме три сообщения
• There are three messages on the TG
• В раковине посуда
• There are some dishes in the sink

10.

In left side is sitting young lad. In right side of
picture I’m seeing a man.
• On the left (side) / on the right (side)
• There is a young lad on the left
• I see a man on the right (side of the pic)
• There are flowers on the left of the table
• На столе слева цветы
• There`s a phone on the right of the sofa
• Справа на диване телефон

11.

Give it a shot
• Слева под столом игрушечная машинка
• There`s a toy car under the table
• На улице деревья, справа от машины
• There are trees in the street on the right of the car
• На экране ноутбука (the laptop screen) слева пыль (dust)
• There`s some dust on the left of the laptop screen
• Дома нет еды
• There isn`t any food in the house / at home
• Во дворе дети (yard)
• There are children in the yard

12.

Also birds in the background is fluting.
Birds in front of they is pecking at probably dust.
• Birds in the background are fluttering / birds are fluttering in the
background
• Birds in front of them (birds in the front) are probably pecking at dust
• Butterflies are fluttering in the background
• Сзади порхают бабочки
• The girl in the front is probably eating an ice-cream
• Девочка спереди, похоже, ест мороженое

13.

Give it a shot
• There is a man in the front. He`s lounging on the bench.
• Спереди мужик. Он сидит (развалившись) на лавочке
• Сзади мусорное ведро. Оно стоит слева.
• There`s a bin in the background. It`s standing on the left.
• Справа от дерева мальчик. Он плачет.
• There`s a boy on the left of the tree. He`s crying.
• Слева птица. Она порхает.
• There`s a bird on the left. It`s fluttering.

14.

There`s someone doing something
• There is a boy. He`s sitting on the bench = There`s a boy sitting on the bench
• There are birds in the background. They are fluttering =
• There are birds fluttering in the background
• There`s a dog. It`s sitting on the ground =
• There`s a dog sitting on the ground
• There aren`t any people. They aren`t walking in the background.
• There aren`t any people walking in the background
• There are some dishes. They`re sitting in the sink.
• There are some dishes sitting in the sink

15.

In front of him is sitting a dog and sticking out
your tongue.
• There`s a dog
• Sitting in front of him
• And sticking out its tongue

16.

Probably that dog same gay, but for another
reason.
• That dog / the dos is probably also gay
• That dog / the dog is probably gay as well
• Она, возможно, тоже тупая
• She`s probably also dumb/daft / she`s probably daft as well
• Он, возможно, тоже спит
• He`s probably sleeping as well / `s probably also sleeping

17.

Thank you for a attention.
• An attention
• Thank you for your attention

18.

I`m think
• I think!
• I think you`re great
• I think he`s laughing at me
• I think she`s seeing my dad
• I don`t think he`s trying to mock you

19.

because my penis is stood up looking at him
• My penis stands up / has stood up (непопулярно)
• My dick gets hard – у меня встает (как факт)
• I`m hard – у меня встал
• Get a hard-on / I`ve got a hard-on – «получить, иметь» стояк
• It makes me hard – у меня от этого стоит
…makes me hard
This film makes me hard
You make me hard
She makes me hard
A boner - стояк
Have a boner = have a hard-on – иметь стояк
I`ve got a boner – у меня стояк

20.

Give it another shot