Clairvoyant. Education and skills

1. Clairvoyant

CLAIRVOYANT
ЕСЛИ ВЫ НЕ UNDERSTAND
АНГЛИЙСКИЙ, START PREDICTING

2. Job Tasks

JOB TASKS
• Predict peoples future.
• Cure from diseases.
• Waste peoples money.
• Prevent wars.
• Stop world destruction.
• Expose bad people (assholes)

3. Education and skills

EDUCATION AND SKILLS
• You can be inborn clairvoyant.
• Or you can take lessons at clairvoyant coven.
• You must know how to implant right thought in others mind.
• Know right hands movement to use crystal ball(s).
• Use magic cards.
• Know how to use spirit board.
• If you are pervert, you can predict using cockerel.

4. equipment

EQUIPMENT
• Crystal Ball
• Cockerel
• Spirit board
• Hands
• Tea, coffee or wine (we prefer wine)
• Sacrificial animals (we are against that, we sacrifice people)
• Candles
• Mirrors

5. Future of job

FUTURE OF JOB
• Magic of crystal balls makes immortal future for
and by itself.
• Even in the age of technology people are stupid
and want to know their future using not
artificial intelligence but living clairvoyants.
• Maybe in long-long future crystal balls will have
children and occupy people, making
clairvoyance only existing work.

6. Thanks for watching

THANKS FOR WATCHING